I’m still alive and still standing… And still writing. I know it’s been a while since the last post went online and there really is no other excuse other than me not making the time to finish the next post and publish it. But, it will be online soon.
In the meantime, some of the Ultra Pro stuff has arrived, will post something on Instagram later this week. I have a new small Joe in my collection, with real hair. Wanted to get my hands on this before they release some other Joes later this year (Snake-Eyes and Duke according to the rumors). Here’s hoping they throw in a Cobra as well.
In other news, I have bought a new coffee table book. Great read and very nostalgic of the cartoons of my childhood. If you happen to be browsing online, be sure to check this book out. I got my copy from www.bookdepository.com (where I buy most of my books online to be honest, they’re delivery time is a bit slow but the prices are very competitive).
The state of emotional, physical, and mental exhaustion caused by excessive and prolonged stress that occurs when one feels overwhelmed, emotionally drained, and unable to meet constant demands… Or the reduction of a fuel or substance to nothing through use or combustion. Actually, both explanations are appropriate for today’s story. Nice work on the pun people. We have arrived at the Impel Trading Card #85, spotlighting the Marvel Special Mission #3, Burn-Out.
Somewhere in the Middle East (Trucial Abysmia?), Stalker, Leatherneck and Slip-Stream are sitting in front of a restaurant with a jetfighter mercenary named Deke.
He’s a veteran American pilot who was shot down and spent several years as a POW. After returning to the States he no longer could find a piloting job. The local despot, Colonel Sharif, is generously paying foreign pilots, so Deke signed up. Deke is giving the Joes a map with all of the SAM sites, as well as location of an aircraft storage and the maintenance crew housing. In return, Deke gets a stack of money. Leatherneck warns Deke to stay away from the air base tonight.
One of the locals hears them talking and rats them out to the authorities. In Colonel Sharif’s office, Captain Habib reports that someone had informed him that Deke had met with the Americans. The Captain’s orders are to have Deke detained, questioned and shot. And to find the Joes.
Back at the garage the Joes are using as their base, Crank-Case is modifying a van for the assault on the airbase.
Meanwhile at police HQ, Captain Habib is beating Deke to learn the location of the Joes. Deke refuses to give up any information even when a Sergeant Abdul continues to beat him.
Finally, Captain Habib threatens to poke out his eyes which gives Deke the incentive to tell him the location of the Joe’s temporary base of operations. Being the administrative bureaucrats that most totalitarians are, they want Deke to sign a written confession. As Sharif unties Deke, he tells him that there is a secret SAM site and calls him a coward. Deke stabs Sharif with the pen, kicks him to the ground and smashes a chair over the head of the guard and escapes.
At the garage, the Joes are applying the finishing touches to the van, while Stalker is giving Ace the SAM coordinates over the radio. At that moment, Colonel Sharif’s men show up outside the garage. Busting out, Leatherneck shoots a grenade into an APC that was blocking the road. A car chase with other APC’s takes them back into town. The Joes get some help from the Royalists as they destroy the APC’s in pursuit.
The Joe team crashes the gates of the airfield but then the van’s engine dies, so they have to go on foot. The mission was to get Slip-Stream to a new Russian YAK-36, the equivalent of the Harrier VTOL jet. A new problem arises when they notice the hydraulics where pulled for repair. So Slip-Stream comes up with the idea of loading the fighter in one of the large cargo aircraft. As the Air Force is dropping bombs on the airfield, the cargo plane is able to take off with all aboard.
After his escape, Deke has made his way to a fighter jet. He is determined to help the Joes escape. Captain Habib, having shot the mercenary pilots for refusing to fly, sees the Joes taking off and takes command of the secret SAM site at the end of the main runway. Deke having gotten in an unarmed MIG flies up next to the Joes and then circles back to crash kamikaze style into the SAM site and Captain Habib, giving his life to save the Joe team.
Did you notice? No Cobra in this one. Still a good story though. But let’s start with the statistics stuff. The cover is done by Herb Trimpe, story by Larry Hama, coloring by Bob Sharen, letters by Phil Felix, editing was done by Bob Harras and the Editor in chief was Jim Shooter. Dated on February 3, 1987 with a cover price of $.75 (can you believe it?).
These Special Missions are truly stand alone stories, although later some of them do tie in to the main story line. In this one, we visit Colonel Sharif for a second time. His first appearance was in the ARAH #1 mini-story, Hot Potato. We’ll cross paths with him a few times more in the future. Deke we only get to meet here in this story, given the fact that he seeks redemption for selling out his soul to fight for Colonel Sharif. The first shot we get of him, shows him drinking beer and smoking. Remember this is 1987, but still, it’s a comic book, aimed at kids, teens and adolescents. I don’t think you’d get away with something in this day and age. And to be honest, maybe that’s for the best. Deke was a POW and when he finally got released and returned home, nobody would hire him to fly. A man needs to make a living, so he got tempted by the money Colonel Sharif was offering… The Colonel’s own pilots can’t land at night… Quality staff right there. It must be hard to have to come home to a country that you almost died to protect and not being recognized for the sacrifice you made. I’m not saying Deke chose the right path, but you can certainly understand why he chose to work for Sharif. In the end, he feels responsible for the Joes, who are his team mates in this operation after all. And he gives his life to protect and save them, redeeming himself without even knowing what it was all about. A powerful story. And one that we will revisit in these Special Mission…
That it for this time. I’ll try and post the next one a bit sooner and more regularly than I have been posting. Life has been busy and I haven’t had the time to write on a regular basis as much as I would have loved to. I’m starting a new tradition here, half-New Year resolutions. Or something like that. Write more. It’s as simple as that and I really want to keep it up. So, keep coming back for more Joe. Next time, make sure you bring an offering for the River Spirits. Or if you want to sponsor me rather than them, let me know and I’ll send you my PayPal 🙂
True to my word, today we’ll be taking a look at the Impel Trading Card #84, which is featuring the Special Missions #2. Now this probably does not come as a surprise to you, but now you know, so that’s half the battle done.
This story is one of – if not THE – best story from the ARAH comic books. Perhaps it’s because I’m living in Europe and in close proximity to several monuments and memorials for the victims of WWII, but that part of history has a special place in our culture. Lest we forget! We shall never forget, and our national television station will keep it that way with new documentaries every week, sometimes twice a week. And don’t get me started on the amount of books that are still being published on the subject. It was a dark time for mankind, but all too often we forget that while we live in peace here now for 70+ years (we’ll have to see what the Brexit brings :-)), too many places around the world are still living in war and fear and death. And for what? King and Country? Religion? These things may play a part, but what it all comes down to is money. Every single war has to do with money. And it also plays a big part in the story here.
Our story begins with Hawk giving a briefing to Alpine, Snow Job, Airtight and Breaker. Their mission will take them to Greenland where a German WWII Condor bomber has been discovered hanging from a melting glacier.
The discovery caused a Nazi doctor, Otto Von Totenschadel, to contact the authorities claiming that the bomber contained a strong airborne nerve toxin. Luckily, he – and he alone – can deactivate it. As it turns out, he has been hiding in South America with fellow Nazis for all these years and wants out. He wants to trade information in exchange for protection against the Jews and in the course, leaving his fellow fascists behind.
In Brazil, another Joe team is already on the move through the jungle. Clutch, Roadblock, Dial-Tone and Recondo are watching the farm where the doctor is residing. The place has been turned into a secure base with fences, search towers, patrols and turrets. It appears they will have to get past all these obstacles undetected to get to the doctor. Then a new group enters the scene and Recondo recognizes them as the Mossad, the Israeli Intelligence Agency. Their leader, Ibrahim, orders the Joes to drop their weapons and Recondo starts talking about the deal they made with Totenschadel. Roadblock knocks him out cold, so he couldn’t tell them any more. When it looks like it will start to rain, they cover Recondo with a poncho. A little weird? Maybe, but it helps the story.
Cut to Greenland as Lift Ticket is dropping the team on the top of the glacier. Alpine and Airtight will repel down to the plane while Breaker and Snow Job stay on top. Just when they set foot on the bomber, a HISS tank appears with Firefly and a bunch of Vipers.
Meanwhile back in the jungle in Brazil, Ibrahim explains that Doctor Otto was in charge of the poison gas chambers in different concentration camps and that he created Sarin-plus, a new aggressive nerve toxin that could excruciatingly kill a man in mere seconds. The Mossad has been after him for years and he should be triad and prosecuted (read: killed) for his crimes. The Joes tell Ibrahim about the bomber and the gas inside and the deal they have with Otto to neutralize it. Whilst Clutch and Ibrahim were talking in the rain, Recondo slipped away from under the poncho and was able to sneak (that is snake spelled backwards) past the guards and into the room of Dr. Otto.
He ever so silently comes crashing through the window… surely those paranoid Nazi’s won’t notice that. Anyway, the doctor nearly got captured by Ibrahim several years ago in Argentina and so he had to go into hiding with the Sons of Nazis at the jungle compound in Brazil. Been there, done that. He wants out. The deal he wants is for the Joes to protect him from the Jews so he can retire in comfort and in exchange he’ll divulge the procedure to disarm the nerve toxin.
Back in Greenland, Snow Job and Breaker are fighting Firefly while Alpine and Airtight are in the bomber. With a grenade (and some luck), the HISS tank is stopped and it slides over the edge of the glacier. The driver just makes it out, but is hanging somewhere half way down. Inside the plane, Alpine is reading the flight logs as Airtight is disarming the arming system. The HISS driver, soon to fall to his death, starts shooting at the plane and hits one of the tanks. Luckily, the toxin is a binary agent, so both gasses need to mix before they become lethal. It is highly flammable tough and so they decide to vent it out into the wind and leave the bomber. Meanwhile, Cobra troopers are repelling down to the plane, as one of them reaches the plane, his steel boots creates sparks on the wing and the plane explodes.
In Brazil, the Joes have joined Ibrahim’s forces and assault the farm. They clear the defenses and meet up with Recondo and the doctor. Dial Tone receives a message from Alpine telling the true story of the downed bomber and it’s pilot. One filled with gold, the other with toxin. Doc Ott (Spidey reference here), lands the plane with the toxin claiming he has a hydraulic failure. The other plane lands to help them and Otto shoots both crews. He takes the plane with the gold and sets of to Buenos Aires where he led a life of luxury. That is until Ibrahim tracked him down and he was forced to accept the help from Hans and his fellow Nazis. They believed he was living in poverty and helped him out of the goodness in their hearts.
The Joes honor their part of the deal and they march the Israeli’s out the door, leaving Otto behind with his “friends”. As they walk out the compound, shots inside are fired. The story ends with Clutch looking straight at us. One powerful look that says a lot…
What. A. Story. And this is a comic book, meant for children. I’m careful not to get a mob of angry Millenials’ knickers in a twist, but these stories are a lot more deep and dark than what they get nowadays. I must have read this one in particular dozens of times. It strikes a nerve every time. I’ve started writing this commentary about as much as I’ve read it. Words can’t seem to do it justice and each time I start, I get stuck again and keep on thinking about this dilemma over and over again. This story was told in the 1980’s, and today, still, the subject is relevant. Our countries here still bear the marks of the war, just last week, half a town on the coast got evacuated because they had dug up an old aircraft bomb (whilst building another one of those monstrosities they call apartment buildings – but that’s another discussion). I’ve said it before and I’ll keep on saying it. No country, no king, no god is worth killing or dying for. We have one world and we need to share it with everybody on it.
Now let’s get technical. The cover for this issue was drawn by Mike Zeck and Dennis Janke. The script is of course by Larry Hama and art by Herbe Trimpe. What can I say? It’s a dream team. I’m not much of an art critic, I read the comics for the story mostly. Don’t get me wrong, I really like the drawings, but if they ever make a full blown novel series of these stories, I’d be first in line to get them. I also don’t pay as much attention to the artwork as perhaps some other people do, but as I said, that doesn’t mean I don’t like what I see. Since I’m on the subject, as I’m writing this, next Saturday will be Free Comic Book day. A nice initiative to get to know new series and support your local Comic Book Shoppe. Here in Belgium lately, people in the industry have been talking that the medium of Comic Books (strips as we call them) on paper as they are now, are no longer profitable and so they are talking about digital comics with a more interactive and immersive way of reading. Things like adding sound effects, image effects, … I can see the appeal it has, but leave some room for imagination. That’s part of the charm and keeps people engaged in their own way. You’d be getting some sort of stop-motion cartoons instead of comics and I don’t think that would be a step forward.
The character spotlight on the back of this card is on Clutch. Click the link to see the post we did a while back on him and the rest of the original 13.
To come back to the story and the ultimate question it poses. It is a question of morals and ethics. Would you leave a man, guilty of some of the most horrific acts, behind among his peers knowing he’ll get killed? The look in Clutch’s eyes says it all… So that’s what I’m ending with too. Think about it for yourself and then rethink and rethink and …
Over the years, I have purchased several items through the official Collector’s Club Shop. My G.I.JOE playing cards, some of the Flaming M.O.T.H. sets, a few of the older Club Exclusives. Last month, I browsed the ‘discounted’ offers again and decided to make a final purchase… Well, final until they maybe drop the prices quite considerably. Have you seen the prices they’re asking for the old con promo materials? It’s insane. But I keep looking, maybe they’ll drop prices near the end… Sad, but we have to face reality. And that includes me saving my money for a trip to Disneyland with my daughters 😊
I’ve always liked the SHARC vehicle, and I saw the Cobra Wave Crusher at a nice discount price. It was just $22! Me being me, I also added a pair of Military Green YoJoe! sunglasses and some extra weapons. My complete order totalled at $37. Then came the painful part of seeing the shipping costs, and I must say I was pleasantly surprised to see it would only be $26. Grand total coming to $63. I was happy to spend that amount.
My package arrived reasonably fast, but the postal services charged me a hefty $40 to clear it from Customs. I know I’ve probably been bringing this to your attention a lot. But it really bothers me. I don’t mind paying taxes and the import duties, but the postal service charged $25 for “formalities”. When asked what they entail, they can’t give a clear answer. There is no competition, I can’t select another service and so I have no choice but to pay and moan about it here.
To recuperate some of the expenses, I’m selling the rest of my SkyStriker Patches. If you’re interested, let me know and we can make a deal.
I’ll get back to discussing the Impel Trading Cards in the next post. Let me leave you with a picture of my new shades.
Hi all, I’ve been MIA for almost a month and so I’ve decided to post a quick update on how things are going.
First off, the blog is still receiving some visitors, even tough it has been a month since I’ve posted something. I’ve been off Social Media for a while as well. I do have some new Joe items for the collection and I will get posts out on those soon. Work has been keeping me very busy and at home I’ve been working some more as well. With the living room now done, it’s time to start planning work for the attic… And yes, that means getting all my Joes from storage and onto the attic.
That brings me to a less happy part… We’re having a leak in the garage where I’ve stored all my stuff. Some boxes against one wall were collapsing due to the water damage. I think I’ve found the cause. Our neighbor has some ivy planted against our garage wall facing their garden. I get it, a plain wall is not very nice to look at, but it’s at the corner of their garden and they can’t even see it from their house or terrace. Anyway, the old folks that own the house have passed away, the garden being neglected and the ivy has grown exponentially over the garage, blocking the drains. We’re trying to contact the relatives, but haven’t been able to get in touch with them. I’ve been moving boxes and examining everything in them. So far, the damage isn’t that serious. The boxes are made of sturdy cardboard and have soaked up most of the water. Some books are damaged and several of my vinyl record sleeves have gotten affected by the water as well. Still a few boxes to go, but I’m hopeful and positive that there will be no serious issues. What a relief.
I also got a new phone. The old one was getting really slow and unresponsive and the battery didn’t last over 12h. So I’ve bought a Xiaomi Mi A2. So far I have to say I’m impressed with it. The screen is very sharp, touch is precise, the battery lasts well over a day and the speed is… well, fast. I’m not someone that’s using his phone for hours a day, mostly as GPS in the car and for Spotify or podcasts. At home or the office to make some calls and emails and then some Social Media of course. I didn’t want to spend over half my paycheck on a phone, so for €200, this phone really is bang for buck.
I guess that’s it for now. I have written a bit the past month, both on my story idea and for the blog, so expect something new soon. This quick update has turned out a bit longer than expected. Thanks for sticking around and be sure to keep coming back for more Joe.